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Let's Hear Some Super Bowl Picks, Bitchez...

Postby Loopus Maximus on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:30 pm

I know I'm probably breaching proper sports thread ettquette by completely bypassing the all-important "We Don't Have Guaranteed Contracts So Let's Try Not to Get Hurt Since This Game Doesn't Count for Diddly Squat" Bowl (AKA "Pro Bowl") predictions and going straight to the Super Bowl picks, but what the hell...

Colts 34
Saints 30

MVP: Peyton Manning

Manning TD Passes: 3
Manning Passing Yards: 314

Brees TD Passes: 3
Brees Passing Yards: 305

First Player to Score: Austin Collie, Colts

Number of times announcers will mention the fact that Archie Manning played for the Saints, still lives in New Orleans, and has a son playing for the Colts: 946 (So I'm taking the "over", but just barely...)

Number of times announcers will say the words "Hurricane" and/or "Katrina": 322. (Going "under" for this one.)

Number of times announcers will mention that Colts' reciever Pierre Garcon's parents are from Haiti: 58 (So I'm taking the "under" on this one, too...)

Odds that a theme song to a show with the letters "CSI" in the title will be played during the halftime show (Considering the game is on CBS and the halftime act is The Who): 1:1,000,000.

Number of genuinely funny commercials: 0. (So I'm taking the "over"...)
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Re: Let's Hear Some Super Bowl Picks, Bitchez...

Postby Oldschoolcarnage on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:44 pm

Saints by a FG.
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Re: Let's Hear Some Super Bowl Picks, Bitchez...

Postby peppermanl2k on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:05 pm

You know... as much as I really want the Saints to win, I've just got a gut feeling that the Colts will pull this out. :(
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Re: Let's Hear Some Super Bowl Picks, Bitchez...

Postby Krystopher on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:24 pm

i wonder who archie manning is pulling for?

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Postby peppermanl2k on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:38 pm

Saw it on espn... he's pulling for Peyton! :mrgreen:
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Re: Let's Hear Some Super Bowl Picks, Bitchez...

Postby Honkey Kong on Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:06 pm

Who 'Dat gonna lose the AINTS?

(The Colts)

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Postby deesonic on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:56 pm

Colts will win.
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Re: Let's Hear Some Super Bowl Picks, Bitchez...

Postby Krystopher on Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:59 pm

hahaha i was the only 1 that was right on here . . all i said was saint to win, everybody else said colts or if they said saints it was only by 3 points . . boy was that way off . . .WHO DAT?
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Postby Honkey Kong on Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:48 pm

Um.....no.

Look up. I said 'who dat????'

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Postby Krystopher on Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:53 pm

Honkey Kong wrote:Um.....no.

Look up. I said 'who dat????'

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Krystopher wrote:or if they said saints it was only by 3 points . . boy was that way off .
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Postby Honkey Kong on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:16 pm

Who 'Dat can't count or read?

ME!!!!!!!!! apparently. :?
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Re: Let's Hear Some Super Bowl Picks, Bitchez...

Postby Loopus Maximus on Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:58 pm

Krystopher wrote:hahaha i was the only 1 that was right on here . . all i said was saint to win, everybody else said colts or if they said saints it was only by 3 points . . boy was that way off . . .WHO DAT?


Hold up... You didn't provide a margin of victory AT ALL, but you're ripping on those who said the Saints would only win by 3?

For the record, my score would've still won in Vegas: Picking the Colts by 4 = taking the Saints plus the 5 points.
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