I know I'm probably breaching proper sports thread ettquette by completely bypassing the all-important "We Don't Have Guaranteed Contracts So Let's Try Not to Get Hurt Since This Game Doesn't Count for Diddly Squat" Bowl (AKA "Pro Bowl") predictions and going straight to the Super Bowl picks, but what the hell...
Colts 34
Saints 30
MVP: Peyton Manning
Manning TD Passes: 3
Manning Passing Yards: 314
Brees TD Passes: 3
Brees Passing Yards: 305
First Player to Score: Austin Collie, Colts
Number of times announcers will mention the fact that Archie Manning played for the Saints, still lives in New Orleans, and has a son playing for the Colts: 946 (So I'm taking the "over", but just barely...)
Number of times announcers will say the words "Hurricane" and/or "Katrina": 322. (Going "under" for this one.)
Number of times announcers will mention that Colts' reciever Pierre Garcon's parents are from Haiti: 58 (So I'm taking the "under" on this one, too...)
Odds that a theme song to a show with the letters "CSI" in the title will be played during the halftime show (Considering the game is on CBS and the halftime act is The Who): 1:1,000,000.
Number of genuinely funny commercials: 0. (So I'm taking the "over"...)

