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You know, I was thinking ... it might be nice to have a forum specifically for bitching, griping, ranting, raving, pissing and moaning. So, in keeping with the nominal abbey theme, I give you OLoD. Go forth and spew vitriol, my children.

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Get ready America...

Postby Norm on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:45 am

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Want some K.Y. with that reaming? :(
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby MK on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:57 am

Yep. If this plan is so good, why isn't Nancy Pelosi going to use it? Oh, yeah...because it's about power, not health care.
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Honkey Kong on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:59 am

I know, right!

AND.....from what I've heard:
RILEY SOLD US OUT TO THE MISS'IPPI INJUNS!!! :shock:
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Norm on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:01 am

Riley is a tool. His main redeeming quality is that he signed the Free The Hops bill last year without too much fuss. I mean one has to have priorities right? Beer vs. Bingo? Seriously? Do you need to think?
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Honkey Kong on Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:07 am

Injuns like beer, too...and whiskey, or "fire water" as they call it.
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby ClintG on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:12 pm

Riley traded them some glass beads and diseased blankets for the rights to their gambling.
Honkey Kong wrote:Injuns like beer, too...and whiskey, or "fire water" as they call it.


Along with some glass beads and disease-ridden blankets you can buy a whole state. ;)
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby DaveS on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:51 pm

Um, what happened? Did they actually pass legislation?
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Norm on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:44 pm

No, but they did give us all fair warning before they stick the proverbial dick in our collective asses. The "target" now is supposedly March 18th. That'll give His Highness time to autograph it before he takes off to Indonesia and Austrailia.
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby MK on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:06 am

After 35 speeches, a "health care summit" and numerous pontifications by him, Obama is going to go against the will of the overwhelming majority of American people and ram this fucker through.

One thing's for sure....I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A DAMNED WORD OUT OF ALL THE SUPPORTERS OF THIS BILL WHEN THEIR INSURANCE RATES GO UP, THEIR COVERAGE SUCKS, AND THE GOVERNMENT STILL MANAGES TO WASTE MOST OF THE MONEY MEANT TO MAKE THINGS "BETTER."
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Honkey Kong on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:16 am

Insurance rates go up? Huh? How will I be able to tell if its a new problem or the status quo?
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Papa on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:11 pm

Honkey Kong wrote:Insurance rates go up? Huh? How will I be able to tell if its a new problem or the status quo?


That's easy. When health insurance premiums increased annually for the last 10 years, it was just "status quo". Now that Obama is in the White House, IT"S A PROBLEM !!!!!!! ZOMG!!!

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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Honkey Kong on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:15 pm

Yep. Kind of like massive government spending was 'status quo' until he was elected...


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Uh oh, Tom Hanks and Spielberg just joined Obama in his healthcare reform. You opposers may not want to watch the Pacific now... :(
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby Matt R. on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:24 pm

I like tits.
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Re: Get ready America...

Postby RichJ7 on Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:36 pm

Matt R. wrote:I like tits.


NTTAWWT.

Oh ... you said TITS. Not what I expected from you. :D
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