elcome! Step right up ladies and gents! Prepare to be astounded, amazed and driven right to the edge of SANITY by what you will find inside ... dark secrets and revelations that will chill you to your very core! You won't believe your EARS!

Come on in, folks. Free admission ...
to the site, that is.

We have something special for you. A TREAT for your senses. But be WARNED! This is not for the faint of heart. As some smart German fellow once said, "when you stare into the ABYSS, the abyss also stares into YOU."

So prepare yourself for a glimpse into the strange and fantastical. And REMEMBER, you were warned!

Step right up, folks. The Sideshow is back! Get ready for the greatest musical experience of ALL TIME!!!

Well, ok. Maybe not. We play other people's music in bars for money and drink lots of BEER and laugh our asses off. But WE enjoy it. Maybe you'll enjoy watching us do it. We hope so. If not, you're probably a heartless douchebag with no taste.

Just kidding. Kind of.