Well, we're like, um ... BACK and stuff. That's newsy. Coming soon to a bar near you! Or across town. Or in another town nowhere near where you live. Kind of neat that we chose to annouce in on 9-9-9. Upside down that's like all spookified and biblical and shit. If that sort of thing means anything to you. If it does, you probably think we're like all evil and beastly and stuff. BUT, as it's inverted, maybe it means the opposite. Like we're all GOOD and NICE and stuff.

Probably not.

At any rate, here we are. Donnie and Clint and I are looking forward to seeing you out at a show. Especially if you buy us a round. That goes a long way toward overcoming our basic dislike of people. No offense, though. Not YOU. Those other guys.

So, cheers. Hope you enjoy the new/old site.

Rich